I did not carry Evan upstairs last night to get him ready for bed and put him down on the changing table to find my whole arm wet. I did not proceed to find the biggest blow out of poop in my lifetime. It was not completely up Evan's back and out the sides of his diaper. I did not have to call Andy in for reinforcements because I did not have poop everywhere it could possibly go. Evan was not competely smiling through the whole ordeal like he didn't have a care in the world. Nope! not me
I did not let my kids eat way too much candy and junk this weekend. What kind of mom would do that? Nope! not me.
I did not eat too much candy and junk myself this weekend. For crying out loud I am not a fitness instructor and I am not supposed to set a good example. Nope! not me.
I have not forgotten to hide Jack, our elf on the shelf, at least three times this week. I have not gotten up in a panic to race downstairs before the kiddos and hide him before they could realize he was in the same spot as the day before.
I do not have more Christmas shopping to do. I am supposed to not be finished already, right!
and last but not least...
I do not have leftovers still in my fridge from Thanksgiving. That would be kind of gross, so Nope! not me
Have a great rest of your Monday
4 comments:
Ginger,
You crack me up! If it makes you feel any better, we just cleaned out Thanksgiving leftovers a few days ago and we are not even big leftover eaters!
Love,
Amy
See your not alone... I just dumped some very nice sweet potatoes with marshmellows on top. At least I think they were marshmellows. LOL
I am so with you on the Elf thing, and we have NOT had the same thing happen at least 3 times this week! Caden did NOT also come with a VERY annoying CD this year....whatever you do, DON'T buy the activity book that goes with the Elf on the Shelf!
Love the SARS story, btw! Made me LOL! So happy I have someone to empathize with!!!
Love Ya!
LOL! Dont you just love those blow outs!
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