Oh boy! It's that time again. Not me! Monday time. This little blog fun was started by Mckmama at http://www.mycharmingkids.net/ Check out the other Not me! Monday blogs and come on join in the fun.
So guess who's child took 7 days of a 10 day antibiotic before his mom realized that this particular antibiotic must be refrigerated? Nope, Not mine!
I did NOT realize this until the medicine turned a funky color and had a funky smell to it.
I have NOT probably given my child the funk now that was created by a stale antibiotic. Not me!
I did NOT read all over the bottle to find "must be refrigerated" written in lettering the size of a pencil lead. This was NOT an issue b/c we all know from last weeks Nots that my eyes are NOT that bad!
I did NOT then have to call the doctor's office and leave them a message about what a great mom I am! I did NOT proceed to then tell the nurse when she called back that I did not need anymore kids b/c I couldn't keep track of the ones I had. Who says that to a medical professional? Not me!
Evan is now NOT on another 10 day dosage when he should already be finished.
This is NOT the third time in Evan's 10 months here on Earth that I have botched him up medicine wise. I have NOT been giving him way less Tylenol to control his ear pain than his rather large 23 1/2 pound body needs. I did NOT finally ask the pharmacist b/c Evan's ears were still hurting. Apparently, the Tylenol didn't touch the pain. Hmmm! wonder why?
I did NOT give him Ty's glaucoma medicine while we were at the beach when he was just 3 months old. Nope, Not Me!
Evan did NOT climb up to the fourth stair yesterday. I did NOT hear a boom, followed by crying. Ty did NOT yell for me b/c Evan had fallen down the stairs. I mean for crying out loud, what kind of mother lets their 10 month old near the stairs;)? Certainly, NOT me!
And finally, these posts are most certainly NOT all about Evan. Poor little guy! Yes folks, don't let it scare you that I have three kiddos. I am a perfect mother!
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1 comment:
I love them! And, if it makes you feel better, Greer fell down the stairs today, too!! Must be a theme today!!!
Thanks for all your sweet support and comments. I hope we can get together in the coming year!!!
Love,
Megan
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