Hey guys! Welcome to Not me! Monday. I love this little blog fun started at http://www.mycharmingkids.net/ So check it out, join in the fun, and have fun finding out how "perfect" we really are.I did not carry Evan upstairs last night to get him ready for bed and put him down on the changing table to find my whole arm wet. I did not proceed to find the biggest blow out of poop in my lifetime. It was not completely up Evan's back and out the sides of his diaper. I did not have to call Andy in for reinforcements because I did not have poop everywhere it could possibly go. Evan was not competely smiling through the whole ordeal like he didn't have a care in the world. Nope! not me
I did not let my kids eat way too much candy and junk this weekend. What kind of mom would do that? Nope! not me.
I did not eat too much candy and junk myself this weekend. For crying out loud I am not a fitness instructor and I am not supposed to set a good example. Nope! not me.
I have not forgotten to hide Jack, our elf on the shelf, at least three times this week. I have not gotten up in a panic to race downstairs before the kiddos and hide him before they could realize he was in the same spot as the day before.
I do not have more Christmas shopping to do. I am supposed to not be finished already, right!
and last but not least...
I do not have leftovers still in my fridge from Thanksgiving. That would be kind of gross, so Nope! not me
Have a great rest of your Monday



4 comments:
Ginger,
You crack me up! If it makes you feel any better, we just cleaned out Thanksgiving leftovers a few days ago and we are not even big leftover eaters!
Love,
Amy
See your not alone... I just dumped some very nice sweet potatoes with marshmellows on top. At least I think they were marshmellows. LOL
I am so with you on the Elf thing, and we have NOT had the same thing happen at least 3 times this week! Caden did NOT also come with a VERY annoying CD this year....whatever you do, DON'T buy the activity book that goes with the Elf on the Shelf!
Love the SARS story, btw! Made me LOL! So happy I have someone to empathize with!!!
Love Ya!
LOL! Dont you just love those blow outs!
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